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The Great Sock Robbery

A four-panel confession from Sparkles the Golden.

Panel 1: Sparkles sitting innocently in a hallway, angelic face

They trust me. They leave socks just lying around. No guards. No cameras. No consequences.

Panel 2: Sparkles mid-grab, sock in mouth, wild gleam in eye

I have a moral obligation to teach them a lesson. For their own good.

Panel 3: Sparkles sprinting through the house with sock, human chasing behind

REGRET AT LAST. THE CHASE IS ON.

Panel 4: Sparkles hiding under the bed with a pile of 47 stolen socks

The stash grows. One day they will understand.

A Note from Sparkles

I've been misunderstood for years. Every time a sock goes missing, I am the prime suspect. This is deeply unfair. I have been a model citizen of this household for 6 of my 7 years. Statistically, I'm basically a saint.

(I have 47 socks under the bed. This is unrelated.)

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